The online chick

So, I took this chick out again for a couple of drinks. [This was the one that told me that she had no interest in just having sex and wanted a serious relationship.] She gulped them down a little too quickly and she got a little bit too drunk. When we piled out of the cab, she barfed for a few minutes next to some bushes. Then I took her to a room. There she spent another few minutes barfing and getting all the bad stuff out of her system.

I always wonder what to do at this point. Its not exactly the most attractive thing all this retching and stuff and then the chicks are almost always dizzy and want to sleep. So I put back on the bed and took her shoes and pants off so that she could be comfortable.

She woke up and made me promise that I wouldn't leave her there alone that night. I am not too sure how I can pull that off since I do have to go home at one point before the sun rises. But I promise anyway.

So, she lays there passed out and I too am feeling a little bit tired. I actually don't like to fuck when I am totally drunk, since I can't cum and erections are getting more difficult to maintain at this later age. So I don't play with her too much.

After a bit, I get bored just laying there and I start to paw at her nice tight body. This chick is around 30 years old, but never had a baby and has maintained a very slim and toned physique. She is just lovely to behold. So of course I nibble and kiss her and take the rest of her clothes off.

One of the things that I like to do is lick pussy. There are all kinds of pussy and all kinds of smells. This one has a pleasant odor and has only short little soft hairs covering it. Like mouse ears I read somewhere. Not a bush by any stretch. I enjoy this feast entirely. And so does she. She arches her back a foot or two off the bed and shakes like a possessed person. I am happy.
Of course I have to get off too, so I hop on top and and try to enter her little box. It is so tight, I cannot believe it. Maybe a little too small. But it is hot and it takes me all of 2 minutes to shoot my load. I do the right thing and pull it out and so that loads shoot onto the sheets and not into her.

I stay with her for a total of three hours until she has slept off most of the alcohol and walk her to her home. Nice guy aren't I?

Don't give Indonesian chicks too many drinks

As you can see from my posts on the online chick, below, she has a difficult time handling her alcohol. I once had met a chick around town that was a very pleasant and nice woman and always was friendly to me. I used to see her around and we would say hello. So eventually, I took her phone number and called her to chat a few times.

One night when out I saw her and asked if she wanted something to drink. She ordered a beer. And drank a couple I think. She started getting wobbly and so we went outside and to another place. There we had some more drinks. After a while, we decided to go elsewhere and left that place and ran into my wife's work colleague outside, the woman I was with was visibly shit-faced and could barely stand. She kept losing her balance and I had to keep her upright by firmly holding her hand. This was an uncomfortable situation for me trying to talk to my wife's work colleague so I we left and I told her that I wanted to take her home.

She stunningly said to me, "I have nowhere to go." Ok, then. So what does one do at 11 PM during the weeknight with a chick that barely stand? We went to Neptune. There, we sat in the corner and she kept falling down on the floor and I had to keep jumping up out of my seat to pick her up off the floor. All this falling on the floor was very dramatic and I was a little worried that I wouldn't be able to handle her. She kept begging me to watch out for her. I tactically retreated to sit between two Indonesian tom boys [lesbians] and held both of their hands. They were nice and sat with me so I purchased some beer for them too.

After a while. The chick kept getting herself into trouble and falling down. So I figured that it was time to get her out of there. So we left and I carried her to Ming Court Hotel to put her to sleep. This chick was out of her mind. I got the room and told her to take a shower. Her face started to turn all red and her lips puffed up, I think from some allergic reaction to the alcohol. She looked like some weird kind of cartoon character.When this chick finished her shower, she stumbled into the room and pulled my pants and underwear and started to suck my cock. Ok, but I was actually a little worried since I was afraid that she may injure my manhood. So I went down on her till I made her scream in ecstasy. But she kept squirming and falling off the side of the bed and I had to hold her down. So I had enough of all this. I made her get on-top of me and she sloppily fucked me for all it was worth. After a while, I finally shot my load. Thank god it was over. But she went down on me again and tried to get my doggie hard again. That just wasn't going to happen so I shut the lights off.

She begged me to stay with her all night but I just couldn't do that. So when she dozed off, I left. I know that I left the hotel people with a problem but I am sure that they are more experienced in this than I am.

She called me a couple of times after that but I told her that it may not be the best idea to hang out again. The experience was a little to traumatic for me. She sent me an SMS and apologized for the trouble, but I have never seen her around again. Her number no longer works. I hope that she is ok. She was actually a nice gal when she was sober.

I met some chick online

I met some Indonesian chick online recently. We communicated by SMS. She is very cute and sweet. When I typed on the end of the SMS "kiss kiss" she freaked out. I was told that she is a good girl, is not naughty and only wants a serious relationship. I said that that was fine with me and that my intentions were just to be friends. I know better.

I took her out for a drink. 2 vodka red bulls later, she had her tongue down my throat and my hands were up her shirt playing with her nice titties. I took her to a hotel stripped all her clothes off and gave her pussy a nice licking. She then pulled my pants down and gave me a blowjob. I shot my load in her hair.

So much for being a nice and serious girl.

I knocked up my girlfriend

My girlfriend got pregnant last month and I didn't even know it. She told me that she was planning to go see the doctor and then told me that she was going to have an abortion. Good reason to use condoms.

I chatted on line with Chris today

I met this chick and introduced her to my friend a couple of years ago. She gave him a blowjob the next weekend at his house but wouldn't take her clothes off. My friend thought that she was strange and didn't call her anymore [I didn't know all this detail until a couple of weeks ago].

Subsequently, I had seen her around town sometimes, so I chat with her and buy her drinks. I told her that I wanted to fuck her but she said that she was scared. Kept saying that she didn't know if it was such a good idea. But I know better that these Indonesian chicks are just raging horny and she was dying for me to plunge my meat into her. She always stroked my cock under the table and I rubbed her pussy and made her cum once in the corner of a disco.

One day, I did take her to a hotel. Basically, all one does is just walk them there and they just demurely follow. Rarely do they not follow you in. So I get her to the hotel and when I removed her clothes, I realized that she had one helluva body. Nice ass and beautifully shaped tits on a small compact body. But her face is a little lopsided and she looks a little bit like a squirrel. Some Indonesian woman have teeth and headshape that resembles Bugs Bunny. But I kind of like that look. Maybe it reminds me of my childhood and watching cartoons.

I have a talented tongue so I gave her a nice tonguing and made her cum a couple of times before fucking her.

But here is the issue with these chicks. They all want you to be their exclusive boyfriend. Even though you have a wife and children, for some reason they figure that you can just do them part-time and not go after any other chicks. How can a philanderer be expected to have an exclusive girlfriend? The concept is just ludicrous. So this chick somehow figured after I fucked her once that I was now her boyfriend. Wrong-o. Apparently, she was telling all the other chicks that I was her boyfriend. But I had no idea of this.

So I met her once again and enjoyed her nice body but her breath smelled of coffee. After this, she was just crazy and wanted to meet me every weekend. I don't have the time for this kind of bullshit and refused to take her out and fuck her when I saw her. I cannot believe this, but this chick was begging for me to fuck her. Begging me! How sick is this? Its like the anti-matter world where black is white, the poor have all the money, the biggest NBA stars are all white and a fat middle-aged man getting begged to fuck some your tight little sex bunny. And me refusing. The world is a strange place.

Well, now I see her online sometimes. She once put on a little strip show for me when she got a private room. I think she lives on the Kowloon side and goes to an internet cafe everyday. She always asks me when I am going out and if she can meet me. I don't lie to her and tell her where I will be but also hang out with my other chick friends. She sees me holding hands, playing with their tits and kissing them and it probably drives her crazy. She thinks that I fuck all of them but despite my luck with all the chicks, I don't fuck most of them. I pick and choose my spots since I enjoy a diversity of experiences instead of just volume. Plus it becomes incredibly difficult to juggle all these chicks. I can only handle a handful of sex crazed chicks at any given time. So I play being a nice guy and don't try to fuck most of them. Just chat and carry on coversation and then leave them when its time to go home. Sick isn't it?

I saw her online today and she asks me if I enjoyed that chick that she saw me with the last time? They know each other apparently. I told her that I did not fuck her and she didn't believe me. I plan to fuck the other girl one day but I don't think that I will just yet. I want to let it simmer a little longer for maximum enjoyment. But I also had seen her with another guy and I asked her if she enjoyed fucking him. She told me that she didn't fuck him. But I told her that I thought that she went to his house and she finally admitted that she did and enjoyed his cock. She told me that she sucked him off and swallowed his cum. It was her first time to do that. I am actually happy that she is getting some elsewhere so that she won't bother me so much. She said that the guy moved and so she can't fuck him anymore. I think that I will string her along for a while before I fuck her again. Kind of like sport fishing. Just reel them in a little and let them peel off line.

Monday's mercy fuck

I met this Indonesian maid chick a year or two ago. She was lively and seemed to be very happy so I promised to meet her. When I did, I realized that she had just awful breath. And I just couldn't overlook it.

I took her to lunch back then at some Indonesian restaurant near the consulate. While we were having lunch, a sultry looking chick, with just a spot on beautiful body and large swinging breasts came in to order some box lunches. I somehow got her number and I ended up seeing her for while instead.

The bad breath chick was insufferable and kept calling me and sending me texts and I eventually told her to get lost. I didn't see her around town for ages. But I ran into her in a bar a couple of weeks ago. Her breath didn't stink this time. Maybe one of friends told her and she took care of the problem. She was wearing a dress so I asked her to take off and give me her panties. She promptly did that. And then she sat on my lap and I played with her wet pussy for a little while. She told me that she came.

So, I agreed to see her at a later date, which I did on Monday but I was not really into it. She sucked me off and then when I could get it up again, I fucked her, with a condom. I kept getting soft since I didn't really want to be there with her.

I think that that will be the first and the last time for that. No more mercy fucks.